Unrequited Waitresses, or, the Ones That Got Away

By the Lonliest Monk, a.k.a. Mr. Cheez

Love in Mary Lady High 2nd Chance You Are All My Sunshine If I Had the Chance Luann Selfish Song Dear Jon Pinecone on Black Velvet Sister Midnight

Julie Brown Mary Is Spoken For Sandra Annabelle Away from By Your Side Magical Wanda Bourgeois Girl If Only for One Night I Wish

Loving Musings of a Monk

Presented in order, written over a 40 year period, by Peter Penhallow, age 15-55, '69-'09